One day in a local kindergarden, a teacher is teaching her students:

"Okay class, imagine there id a big tree, and there are 5 birds ditting on it. I have a shotgun in my hand. If i shoot at one particular bird in that tree, how many birds will here be left on the tree?"

A little boy sitting at the end of the class raised his little hand and shouts, "Teacher! Teacher! I know the answer! There will be no birds left on the tree because the other four are frighten of the noise and flew away!"

"WRONG!" replied the teacher, "There will be 5-1=4 birds on the tree"

"But i like your way of thinking." added the teacher.

For the next 10 minutes, the boy remained quiet, then he raised his little hand again.

"Teacher! Can i ask you a question?"

"Sure!" the teacher politely replied, "Go ahead."

"Imagine your are in an ice cream parlour. There are 3 young girls sitting opposite you, eating ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream, another is bitting the ice cream and the last one is sucking the ice cream. Can you guess which one is married?" asked the boy.

"Erm...
I think it is the one who is sucking the ice cream." replied the teacher.

"WRONG!" said the boy, "It is the one who is wearing the wedding ring."

"However, i like your way of thinking."

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